Quotes of the Day
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."
"Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out."
"Careful. We don't want to learn from this."
W. C. Fields
"A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for."
Sir William Osler
"The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism."
"What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it."
Edgar Allan Poe
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."
"Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today."
"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch."
H. L. Mencken
"The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated."
"Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born."
"A Hospital is no place to be sick."